pros and cons of being friends with me

pros
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • sarcastic comments
  • i hardly go out
  • i am 'unintentionally' mean